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Falaphilia Official Recipe

We've modified a basic falafel recipe to make a super sensual (and sexual) recipe that we feel will meet what is desired by most falaphiliacs. To achieve this we've added ingredients such as Viagra and Oil of Oyster to increase libido.

Instructions:

  1. Soak some dried chickpeas 8 hours during the day (traditional recipes recommend soaking overnight - but we at falaphilia.com are aware that night time is the prime falafel time).
  2. Drain and grind up until it has the consistency of bread crumbs.
  3. Mix in finely chopped onion, garlic, and viagra.
  4. Add roasted ground cumin and coriander (seed), salt & pepper to taste.
  5. Roll into small balls. Deep fry in hot Oil of Oyster for a few minutes until golden brown.
  6. Let the falafel cool for 20 minutes (very important!) then put it on your pussy. You have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business.
We have not tried this recipe, but you should. We highly recommend it.