The Act
From: Casey [ [email protected] ]
Do I see an advertising spot in Mr. O'Reilly's future? Baba Gadouche Feminine Cleanser (TM) needs a spokesman!
From: Todd Pinkerton [ [email protected] ]
Dear sirs:
I am very excited to see Bill O'reilly promoting your exciting new line of falafel products. Can you please tell me which stores in my local area will carry your products?
Also, if Bill is doing any tour to promote the falafel, put me on your mailing list. If he does tour, I suggest the 'giant falafel' featured on your website would make a great gimmick and raise awareness of the Falaphilia brand.
thanks,
-Todd
From: Mr. Swabmenot [ [email protected] ]
Here's my story of falaphilia. I've had it since I was seventeen years old, but I didn't know it had a name till earlier this week. I thought I was such a freak. I hate to have Middle Eastern food in my mouth, but why do I NEED to have it smeared on my baby's erogenous zones in order to perform sexually? We are years away from answering that question, but with the help of local cool dude Bill O'Reilly, we may finally get the funding for the research I so desperately need. It is okay! It is okay to have this fetish! It is okay to tell people about it! I am not ashamed. I'll put my pipe down anytime for you, Bill.
From: anna [ [email protected] ]
Actually the tastiest lebanese wrap isn't "falafel", but "batata harra":
http://www.lebaneserecipes.f9.co.uk/BatataHarra.htm
Now, i'd never stoop so low as to actually suggest a "Batata Harrassment"-suit, but i'm pretty sure you people would...
From: Milt [ [email protected] ]
Obviously Bill and Dan Rather have the same complex but Dan lies about it better and he has Brokaw and Jennings in his special denial support group.
